Hi.  I have never been any good at describing myself in a few sentences, or for that matter many sentences.  How does one sum up their life, or the essence of their being?

With a meme of course.

 

1. What is your occupation?
I am a stay at home mom of two energetic little ones.  While they keep me on my toes, and I rarely have extra time, I would still like to do something in addition to care taking and home-keeping.  I have a few ideas of what that might be, but no ideas on implementation.

2. What color are your socks? 
I am not wearing socks, and I rarely wear socks.  I would like to wear gorgeous hand knit socks in off beat kitten heels, but I live in Florida, and have a permanent sandal tan line instead.

3. What are you listening to right now?
Jamiroquai – Virtual Insanity

4. What was the last thing you ate.
Roasted Almonds, yum!

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Yes, and I find it hard to believe that people can get through life without learning to drive stick.  My current car is a stick shift, and I have no plans to get an automatic in the future.  I find cars with stick shifts far more enjoyable to drive than those with automatic transmissions.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
 I would like to think that I would be a sizzling, sexy red crayon that jumps out of the box at you, but I am probably more like a black crayon.  Black is solid, stable, and indispensable, although it is hardly noticeable.  Black is a healthy mix of all the other colors in the box.

 7. Last person you were on the phone with?
My Dad, which is unusual.  We don’t talk that much.

8. Do you like the person that sent this to you?

Well…no one sent this to me.  I went looking for a meme that would help me describe myself.  So…..yes?

9. Favorite Drink?

Coffee, coffee, coffee.  Did I mention coffee?  Seriously though, coffee.  Ice water is good too.

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?

Cycling, but I rarely watch any sports.

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yes, but it has been a long time, so my hair is it’s natural color.

12.Pets?

Yes.  My family has 3 dogs, one is “my” dog.  He is my furry, stinky baby.

13. Favorite Food?

Maybe ice cream.  I don’t think I have a favorite.  Italian food is generally good, middle-eastern too.

14. Last movie you watched?

I watched season 2 of Harvey Birdman with my husband last night.  That is kind of a movie.  It was on a DVD.

15. Favorite day of the year?

Halloween.  I was never allowed to dress up or celebrate as a child, and now I go all out.

16. What do you do to vent anger?

I ride my bike until it hurts, and then I ride some more.

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?

I actually don’t remember much of my childhood.  Does water count?  Growing up in Florida’s summer heat, I remember cooling off in water always being fun.

18. What is your favorite? Fall or Spring?

Fall.  Here in Florida the first cool day of fall (usually sometime in late October), signals the end of blistering heat.  On the other hand, spring signals the return of blistering heat.

19. Hugs or Kisses?  

Kisses from my kids, hugs from everyone else.

20. What kind of pie?

Tart Key Lime.

21. Living arrangements?

With my husband and kids in a small house next door to my in-laws in that lull between suburbia and the country.

22. When was the last time you cried?

Probably when I thought I broke my toe last week.

23. What is on the floor of your closet?

Shoes.

24. Who is the friend you’ve had the longest that you are tagging?

I am not tagging anyone.

25. The friend that you have known the shortest amount of time that you are tagging?

See #24.

26. Favorite smell?
  Tea Olive Blossoms.

27. What inspires you?

To do what?  To knit – probably nervous energy and impatience.

28. What are you afraid of?

Bills… big, un-payable bills.  Like the utility bill suddenly being $600, and not having anyway to prove that you didn’t use that much electricity.

29. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?

Veggie burger, no cheese.

30. Favorite cat breed?

The kind they have at the animal shelter.

31. Number of keys on your key ring?

1, that’s right, one.

32. How many years at your current job?

I guess you could say 3.5, as my oldest is about 3.5 years old.

33. Favorite day of the week?

Days off, HA!

34. How many provinces have you lived in?

Does that mean states?  If so, 1.  Just Florida.

35. How many countries have you been to?

Just the US, the country I live in….sad.

 

 

For further viewing pleasure, here are some answers to silly quizzes;

What American accent do you have?    

Your Result: The Midland
 

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
 
North Central
 
The South
 
Boston
 
The Inland North
 
Philadelphia
 
The Northeast
 
What American accent do you have?
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You are 74%* floridian!    

 

You often find yourself getting road rage at “snowbirds” AKA old people from up north that do not know how to drive. You are also aggrevated by New Yorkers who b—- about everything.

How much of a floridian are you?
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You have a 66% chance of survival!    

 

Halfway decent score, Note that you would most likely kill alot of zombies, and save a couple people, but your choices would mean the death of many.

Surviving a zombie Apocolypse
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What Mythical Creature are you?    

Your Result: Elf
 

Elves are skilled, intelligent craftsmen and warriors. An elf will devote his or her life to a certain trade, and thus become the best in the universe at what they do. Elves are commonly very quiet and reclusive, causing them to be shy. However shy, they are not naive and posess a great deal of knowlege and wisdom that seems to be inherited at birth. Elves are immortal, and very dedicated to nature. They walk in harmony with their surroundings, but are not wholely over emotional beings. Love is not thought of as deep or passionate for these creatures, but rather a pairing, or mating that is ultimately result in offspring.

Nymph
 
Siren
 
Vampire
 
Werewolf
 
What Mythical Creature are you?
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Which creature of the night are you?    

Your Result: Sorceror
 

Control is the name of your game. You are a studied tactician and scientist and you seek a kingdom where things make sense, damn the morals, even if you have to create it. You are cold, calm and calculating.

Vampire
 
Cthulu Spawn
 
Demon
 
Werewolf
 
Ghost
 
Incubus/Succubus
 
Which creature of the night are you?
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You Are 37% Outrageous!    

 

You are mildly outrageous. You don’t exactly stand out in the crowd, most of the time anyway. But you do have your moments in which little old ladies would not approve. You’re at a pretty safe level of outrageousness.

How Outrageous Are You?
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